The crime festival
This weekend 25 – 27 January 2019, New Zealand will host its first ever crime writers & readers festival in Rotorua. It’s an event that sold out well before kick off. I’m very excited to be meeting some of my favourite crime writers and hearing about their current projects, having a few laughs and just kick around with great people , some with slightly warped minds and some more warped than others.
Chairing a panel
Craig Sisterson, founder of New Zealand’s Ngaio Marsh Crime Awards has asked me to chair the last panel of the festival. It will include the big names below, including New Zealand’s own Paul Cleave, perhaps the most warped mind in NZ. It’s an honour and privilege for me to do this. Many thanks to Grant Nicol and Craig, for all the work they’ve put into organising the festival.
The author’s titles in poems
In order of output, here are the first three authors on that panel. They’ve written enough novels for me to put each of their titles into a slightly creepy poem.
As The Riverman counted Five ways to kill a man, he heard a Small weeping, Shadows of sound in the Still dark.
It was The darkest Goodbye when he carved A pound of flesh from The Stalker, delivering a Glasgow Kiss and a warning to Keep the midnight out.
In Pitch black, he crept to the Swedish girl, The bird that did not sing whispering, Sleep like the dead, as Only the dead can tell you– Never be somewhere else.
Don’t close your eyes
The other wife said
I know The secrets she keeps.
You think your marriage is Bombproof
But it’s The Wreckage of us all.
Say you’re sorry my love, or, when I’m Lost off The night ferry, you will Bleed for me and she will be Watching you. Your life will Shatter in a Life or death struggle when you become The suspect in her death.
Trust No one The cleaner thought.
But The Blood Men were Collecting Cooper and they would take him to The Laughterhouse on Cemetery Lake.
So Joe Victim knew The killing hour was near and he’d have his Five minutes alone
Before The killer harvest began.
Kati has written three highly acclaimed novels. Her Anne Fekete series, including The Hummingbird, The Defenceless and The Exiled have been translated into eighteen languages and two were shortlisted for the Petrona Award in the UK. The Defenceless won Best Finnish Crime Novel of the Year, and has been shortlisted for the prestigious Glass Key.
I look forward to reporting back on the festival soon.